Rowdy-Baap Ji -Rowdy Rathore

Rowdy :- I Am Back....

Baap Ji :- tttuu...ttu.....

Rowdy :- chalo bhai , apna apna paisa uthao aur aana nahi yaha wapis....chalo..

Baap Ji :- yeh kya ho raha hai....

Saala:- yeh to Vikram rathore hi jaane...

Rowdy :-kyu baap ji ,dekh ke darr gaya yaa darr ke dekh raha hai...

Baap Ji :- bhool gaya kya ? pichli bar humare bhai titla ne aiesan pitayi ki thi..darr kar bhag gaya tha tu...

Rowdy :- sher jab do kadam piche leta hai...to jhapatne ke liye...na hi darr ke...samjhe na...jis tarah tere bete ko latka kar maara tha na.....thik usi tarah tujhe aur tere bhai titla ko maar kar iss gaav ki kudli set karni hai....

Baap Ji :- yaha hamaar koi kuchoi nahi bigaad sakta...iss gaav me sirf ek hi rowdy hai..

Rowdy :- haan...main bhi toh yehi keh raha hu...iss gaav me sirf ek hi rowdy hona chahiye....main...... Rowdy Rathore....

Saala :- Correct....

Baap Ji :- haaie....

Rowdy :- kal baaraah baje tere anaaz ka gaudam lutunga...aur public me batunga..
jaanna chahta hai kaise...lemon juice....dekh....

Rowdy :- chinta..ta..chita-chita , chinta..ta..taaaah....

Baap Ji :- yeh.......yeh...yeh chinta-chinta kya hai ??

Rowdy :- chinta ka matlab hai laathi...ta-ta ka matlab hai...pichwada...aur chita-chita ka matlab hai... chatni...yaani ke laathi se maar-maar ke tere pichwaade ki chatni banauga...

Baap Ji & Rowdy  :- aaaaeeeeeiiyyii.......

Rowdy :- dont angry me.....jo main bolta hu...woh main karta hu...aur haan... jo main nahi bolta...woh to main definetly karta hu....

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