Rajeev,membo and kamla-Ishq Vishk

Rajeev :- yehhh....hee.....ho....ladies and gentleman...presenting Mr. Spencer

college....Rajeev mathur....Thats me....

Rajeev :- Tall....Not bad..... muscular...hai......maal hai....Handsome.....chal...cute...waise

ek baat samajh nahi aati yaar....bhagwan ladkiyo ko....good looks ke saath...good taste

kyu nahi deta...nahi toh ho sakta hai mere jaisa dude...mere jaisa...akela reh

jaaye...aakhir kya hai iss stud of spencer college...javed aur deny me...jo mujhme nahi

hai...but just wait and watch mr.javed and deny...ab na main lukkha rahunga..na mera

best friend membo....

Bell :- tin tong...

Rajeev :-membo hi hoga....

Membo :- hello....baby...rajeev ka ghar toh yehi hai...... .excuse me ......ma'am.....

Kamla :- hoo...

Membo :- kya rajeev yaha par...

Kamla :- hooye...aao saheb....

Membo :- sau raha hai toh....saune do...haan...

Kamla :- nahi saheb...uth gaya hai....

Membo :- acha ....uth gaya hai......main yaha beth jata hu....

Membo :- aaah... excume me...bai...

Kamla :- hoo....

Membo :- yaha par thoda ganda hai.....

Kamla :- haa....ishh....

Membo :- waise aapka naam kya hai ??

Kamla :- kamla....

Membo :- kamla...fuloan ka gamla.....bta... kab karu main hamla....??

Kamla :- maar daala...maar daala...maar daala...maar daala...

Rajeev :- membo.....membo...aah...kamla...mera kamra saaf kardo..please...

Kamla :- jii... saheeb...

Rajeev :- hatt...come on yaar...

Membo :- bbe...bbe...byee.....

Kamla :- byeee....

Rajeev :- chal membo...college ka pehla din hai...aaj hi late hona hai kya..???

Membo :- arey late kya...main to lamlate ho gya...

Rajeev :- arey lamlate...omelatte...chhod...

Membo :- arey tune mujhe bataya nahi....

Rajeev :- kya..??

Membo :- item....

Rajeev :- item...membo...woh bai hai yaar....

Membo :- rajeev...

Rajeev :- bol membo....

Membo :- bai..kya insaan nahi hoti...

Rajeev :- abey social worker....kuch toh level rakh yaar....kuch toh level rakh yaar....

Membo :- arey...level gya..ghanta...lukkha and bukkha...always sukkha...