Manu and Puppi-Tanu Weds Manu

mummy ji :-jor se bolo....

public :- Jai maata di....

mummy ji :- mil kar bolo....

public :- Jai maata di....

mummy ji :- saare bolo....

public :- Jai maata di....

Manu :- Jai maata di...

Pappi :- arey Jai maata di...

Manu :- pappi baat sunn , yaha to sab gadbad ho gayi hai....

Pappi :- kya ho gaya ?? Sex ho gaya...!

Manu :- nahi yarr...rape ho gaya...Jai mata di..........

Pappi :-Jai mata di..... matlab??

Manu :- yaar woh to darwaaje ke upar khade hokar cigeratte phook rahi thi....Jai mata di..........

Pappi :-Jai mata di....

Manu :- haan....aur keh rahi thi ki sab galat hai...woh yeh...mujhse shaadi nahi karna chahti...

Pappi :- lo....lag gaye....Jai mata di....

Manu :- aur... keh rahi thi ki usko kisi aur se pyaar hai..aur woh chahti hai ki main yeh shaadi tod du....aur

Pappi :- heeh....

Manu :- Jai maata di...

Pappi :- Jai maata di......

Manu :- pata hai... usne apni chhaati pe awasthi gudhwa rakha hai... Jai maa...

Pappi :- Jai maata di......yeh...par kal to shaadi ke liye isi ne haan kahi hogi na??

Manu :- haan.... nahi yaar pappi...

Pappi :- fir...

Manu :- wahi to sab gadbad ho gayi hai......Jai maata di...

Pappi :- arey...inhone toh saala bhari dupheri me bewakoof bana rakha hai..........inki maaaa kaaa.....main iske fufaa ko thik karke

aata hu...pehle...abey... ae...fufaa,......

Manu :-arey...arey kya kar raha hai....yaar...

Manu :- meri baat sunn....

Pappi :- kya...???

Manu :- abhi nahi yaar...chal main batata hu.....

Pappi :- Jai maata di......


Person :- bhau ji paach rupay....

Pappi :- paach rupay ?? kis baat ke...???

Person :- toilet jo use kiya na bhau ji aapne....

Pappi :- arey yaar.....huyi nahi...

Person :- arey bhau ji kya baat kar rahe ho..?

Pappi :- arey nahi huyi bhaiya.....

Person :- arey nahi huyi ,to nahi ho.... hum kya kare .....

Manu :- pappi baat sunn....

Pappi :- kamaaal hai.. bina tatti ke paise de de....kya baat kar rahe ho yaar....

Manu :-  kya karu main..??

Pappi :- dekho bhaiya........dekho bhaiya jo aadmi hai , woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai...lekin aurat jo hai...woh chudail ki

chudail hi rehti hai....batao saali ko.....baap sabko utha ke vesno-devi le aaya hai....aur laundiya keh rahi hai ki shaadi nahi

karni....

Manu :- samajhne nahi aa raha ki kaise mana karu yaar.....yeh log to maarenge pakad ke...

Pappi :- aji hai....aisehi marenge....khel hai kya???aap jaake bol do... aapki hi laundiya ne mana kiya hai....

Manu :- nahi yaar , main yeh nahi karna chahta....

Pappi :- nahi karna chah raha.....!!

Manu :- nahi...

Pappi :- kyu nahi karna chah rahe hai...???kya matlab hai aapka...?? dekho yeh jyada sukad bhalayi ke chakkar me mat

pado....warna toh pakka hi pitoge...inse nahi toh...mummy ji se....

Manu :- lekin pappi....tu hi bata main kya karu...??kaise mana karu....??

mummy ji :- pappi......oh ho pyaas lag rahi hai... pappi hai ki sunn hi nahi raha hai....

Pappi :- pehle aap mujhe yeh batao ki main inhe kaise mana karu....

Manu :- oye...pappi....

Pappi :-haan aunty ji...haan paani laa raha hu main....

Tanu :- abey chutiye...shaadi ke din....shaadi ko mana karega kya?? bolta kyu nahi ki...nahi karni hai shaadi....kal itna samjhaya

...lagta hai tere palle hi nahi pada...

kid:- didi.......

Tanu :- haan aaayi.....