Amar-Prem-Andaaz apna apna

Prem :- aey amar , chal yaha se... lagta hai nahi aaya.....aur aayega bhi nahi....mujhe bahut jor se susu aayi hai..hum log kal subah aayenge ...chal...

Amar :- abey ruk , darta hai kya?

Prem :- nahi....nahi...darta nahi hu , sirf thoda sa ghabrata hu
raat se...

Amar :- abey kya ghabrata hai , main hu na tere saath...kyu darta hai...

Prem :- aaahhhhhh....

Teja :- darata kyu hai ?

Amar :-abhh abhh , chilaata kyu hai ???

Prem :- sorry..sorry.....

Amar :-abhh abhh...kya hai , kya hai ?

Teja :- maal kidhar hai ?

Prem :- yeh lo.....yeh lo.....

Amar :-abey ruk....uncle kaha hai ??

Teja :- maal kaha hai ?

Prem :- yeh lo.....yeh lo.....

Amar :-abey ruk yaar...dekho hum log koi kachche khiladi nahi hai , pehle uncle ko dikhao , phir hum maal denge...kyu?

Teja :- yeh dekh...yeh dekh...

Amar :-kya hai....kya hai.......kya hai....aaaaahhhhhh...abey..abey...abey dena yaar , itna time kya lagata hai,kabse bol raha hu dene ke liye...

Teja :- ha ha hayi.......yeh to chiller hai......

Amar :-chiller hai.....

Teja :- haaan....

Amar :-arey poore aath hazaar paach sau petis rupay untees paise hai...

Teja :-main kya chindi chor dikhta hu......hah......yeh phiroti ke paise hai yaa maiyyat ka chanda hai......

Prem :- maalik , jitna tha sab laya hu....

Amar :- haan... haan...

Teja :- maine pachaas lakh maange they , kaha hai ???

Amar :-pachaas lakh....abh....abh....pachaas lakh..kaha se layenge hum ?

Teja :- kyu ????

Amar :-aapka plan hi galat hai....haaaaa......aapne baap ko kidnap kiya....aur beti se  maanga.....aapko beti ko kidyap karna chahiye tha aur baap se  maangna chahiye tha.....lagta hai kachcha khiladi hai...

Prem :-haan......

Teja :- chup kar , nahi to goli maar dunga...

Amar :- nahi...nahi...nahi...nahi...

Teja :-raamu ko tiyaar karo......